Thursday, June 27, 2013

How to Anger vs. Happy a Nerd

Basically what the title says. If you want to annoy your geek friends to no end, or if you want to impress them, here you go.

How to anger a nerd:

1) "Is Doctor Who an alien?"
2) "I watched Harry Potter because it had Edward Cullen in it."
3) "I don't read."
4) "Who's Benedict Cumberbatch?"
5) "Wait... that movie was based on a book?"

How to happy a nerd:

1) "Lord of the Rings? I love those books!"
2) "I'm a Ravenclaw... what's your house?"
3) "David Tennant was my favorite Doctor."
4) "I want to form a Quidditch team."
5) "Kirk's pretty good... but Picard was better."

You're welcome.

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